funny.

okay, so i found an old "diary" from 1999-2000. i was in 5th/6th grade. these entries are pretty entertaining; i'm going to type them verbatim:

March 15, 1999

"Dear Journal,

Hi, how are you? I'm fine. Today I went to Washington D.C. I couldn't wait to get to the swimming pool. We had spaghetti for dinner. Well, I'll keep you updated.

Love,
Jillian Rochelle Anderson."

okay. this one might be my favorite because i was like, "here i am in washington d.c. with tons of monuments and historical significance, but mostly i wanted to go swimming in the hotel's pool." good thing i'm so cool. also, i talked to the diary. what was that all about?

here's another one:

May 26 1999

"Dear Journal,

I still have to admit, I kinda, not really, like you know who. I'm not gonna write his name 'cause if people read it, then they would know who i'm talking about. I also like 2 other guys. Sort of. Especially _ _ _ _ and _ _ _ _ _ _. Maybe not _ _ _ _ _ _ as much as _ _ _ _. but he's O.K. for a friend.

Love,
Jillian Rochelle Anderson"

man. i'm so glad i wrote out little spaces. apparently i was very worried someone would figure out who i had a crush on. now i'll never know.

hahaha...this one's good, too:

September 12, 2000

"Dear Journal,

Hey! Today was pretty boring. This morning was such a pain. I like my name. It's kinda original, yet, it is familiar. I have been looking bad lately. I mean, I'm not really, really, really ugly, but I'm definitely not Ms. America. But lately I have just looked so drab compared to everyone else. Okay, seeya later!

Love,
Jillian Rochelle Anderson"

aaahaha. "it's kinda original, yet it is familiar?" oh geez. and i "looked so drab?" what had i been reading?

i don't know why i'm doing this...hahaha. but this is caitlin's favorite:

October 2, 2000

"Dear Journal,

You know what? Pre-teen or teenage years isn't what it's cracked up to be. I mean, it's harder than you think! I expected everything to be as smooth as a baby's butt. It's NOT."

Love,
Jillian Rochelle Anderson

P.S. I think Courtney hates me."

what was wrong with me? hahaha. smooth as a baby's butt? and then i said, "i think courtney hates me" but didn't give any reason as to why. no details or explanations. don't worry courtney, i don't think you hate me now (:

anyway, i hope anyone who read this was amused. i know i was.