Q: why can't mom set up an email account?
A: i have no idea.
Q: how many EOB's has jilli had to sort out over the past 24 hours?A: one million.
Q: what did mom sound like when she answered the phone today?
A: a frog (she has a cold.)
Q: what is the secret desire of jilli's heart?
A: to have a strawberry cheesecake.
A: to have a strawberry cheesecake.
Q: what is the secret to get daddy to pay attention to what you're saying?
A: mention something mummy-related.
Q: what's the surest way of ruining your hair?
A: color it.
Q: who looks like a bat on crack?A: audrey.
Q: who obviously needs more to do with her time?
Q: who obviously needs more to do with her time?
A: jilli.
note: all answers are based on the experiences of jilli.
